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seawitchery: I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair. biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS!
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Allegory of the lamp
I bought a lamp. It was deposited yesterday, as heavy as hell, on my front porch. I couldn’t lift it. I had to drag it inside, then push it to the center of the room with my foot. It was the base, you see, that was so heavy. It came in several pieces, without directions, and I had to put it together by myself. The lamp is really tall, and thus required a stepladder to finish its...
Jan 26th
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BARTcasting
Whenever I ride BART, I start casting my fellow passengers in roles in case a psychopath boards and we’re all taken hostage. Recent castings include: The good-looking guy you’d expect to be the hero but instead dies in an incredibly stupid attempt to save us all The nerd who manages to reconfigure an iPhone 4 into an explosive device The sassy black lady who doesn’t take...
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“It’s true, Walt Disney was not a saint. He was merely a guy who completely...”
– Vern, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [sic] (via scarequotes)
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Purple
Last night I dreamed of a big tree, overgrown with big, lush, purple flowers. I found a site of dream interpretations and looked it up: Tree To see lush green trees in your dream, symbolizes new hopes, growth, desires, knowledge, and life. It also implies strength, protection and stability. You are concentrating on your own self-development and individuation. Flowers To see colorful flowers...
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Courage
I was in line to board a plane, and my iPhone was ringing. I had it in my hand, as I had just been texting. My ringtone is “Amelie,” a definitive, haunting, accordion-forward composition. But though I was definitely hearing “Amelie,” my iPhone was definitely blank. I stared at it. I poked at the Home button. I furrowed my brow. I shook it. Nothing to undo. The woman next...
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It’s good to recognize the happy moments.
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snopes.com: Mark Twain on Coldest Winter →
Please stop saying this to me.
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