I ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN OPTION, NOT A SMORGASBOARD OF SIDE DISHES! CAN I GET A PROTEIN? SOME FUCKING QUINOA? ANYTHING REMOTELY ROBUST? THANKS FOR DOUBLING UP THE GARNISH BUT I DON’T ACTUALLY EAT ROSEMARY. IT’S 2012! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER? GO TO GRAMERCY TAVERN! GO TO PER SE! TAKE SOME NOTES! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WINE? WHAT PAIRS WELL WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT? I’LL HAVE TWO GLASSES OF THAT WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE!
Alice Cooper: “Need the lyric sheet?”
Al: “Nope. I got this.”
Steven Tyler, Alice Cooper, Weird Al - Come Together (by johno808maui)
Space Mountain “Cinemagraph.”
This is a graph of my experience every single time I write a blog post
Just spent four hours making this :D
Every girl’s dream is to have a guy call her at 3 am just to say “hey, i just wanted to tell you that I am outside your window with the TARDIS and we need to go stop the Daleks from taking over the world again. What are you still doing in bed? Allons-y!”
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Walt Disney and Shirley Temple
This special Oscar statuette is on display at the Walt Disney Family Museum.
Sadly, he dropped out of acting after his wife died to take care of the kids. He’s done some voice work, and every now and then he’ll do an op-ed for the New York Times.
Hey Rick? We’d like to see you again.
Everything this dude does is genius. Also: WANT.
Latest T-Shirt: ‘Starbörks Kerfee’ (Starbucks / The Swedish Chef)
Gursh gerndy de caffeen flipdy flidpy!
Grab the tee right here - More at http://www.jameshance.com
Thanks! :D x
